Ramen on Steroids

Pretty much all amounts are to taste:

2 cups of olive oil
a couple of teaspons of sesame oil, red hot & soy sauce
1/4 cup of sherry + another 1/4 cup for deglazing
1 Package of ramen noodles
1 Steak
2 teaspoons paprika, lemon pepper, 5 spice powder
1 tablespoon olive oil - twice
1 stalk celery
1 small onion
2 eggs, beaten
season packet from ramen
2 slices american cheese.


Put water on to boil as directed.
Add a sherry, soy sauce, Red Hot and a small amount of sesame oil.
Break noodles and add to water when boiling.
Thinnly slice 1 steak.  Cut additionally into small pieces.
Season steak with paprika, lemon pepper, and 5 spice powder.
Brown steak in hot skillet with small amount of olive oil.
Add to soup
Deglaze with sherry and add to soup.
Dice 1 stalk of celery and one small onion.
Saute in olive oil until soft. Add a cup of water, simmer and add to soup.
Beat 2 eggs, add to boiling soup.
Let cook until eggs are done.
Remove from heat, add season packet and 2 slices of american cheese.

Hint: use a little less water than called for and add a cup of ice to
cool to eating temperature after stiring in the cheese.